Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

I think hearing Kevin Harron complaining to a bunch of Scottish people about his weight problem has to be one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.

Hey what's up. So I am stuck at home this weekend with my brother. So far I've had to clean up and I just woke up about 45 minutes ago. Stressful. Tara's gone up to her friend's cottage in Bobcaygeon and Mom and Dad are at the trailer.

Some people want to buy our trailer. I don't want them to buy it because I wanted at least a couple more months up there. But hey the sooner we sell the trailer the sooner we can move. Mom is doubting moving to Lindsay or Peterburough right now. She want's to live closer to Oshawa. So she is now looking at semi-detached houses on the lake front in Oshawa. I kind of want to get as far away from cities as I can but hey it's really what my Mom wants. I'm almost 22 now, I won't be living here in 10 years.

I got my OSAP the other day. Well I got the amount I will be recieving in September. I'm getting $6600 plus a $3000 Millenium Bursary. It's not too bad. But it is still not enough to support the apartment and school so I have to keep saving up money at the binder factory.

Sarah, Kevin, and I went to the carnival in Ajax last night. Aside froim being the oldest kids there (Me - 21, Kev - 21, Sarah - 23) We had a good time. I won Sarah an Alien baseball bat at the pitching game. I threw 63 MPH..I was the relief pitcher...they pulled me :(...We went on the bumper cars. I fidn the bumper cars less fun now because I know how to drive. They are too easy to control now. We went on the gravitron as well...Kev tried to roll on me, but I rolled away. We then headed to a giant obstacle course ride called "Raiders of the Lost Ark"..Up ladders, punching bags, and wobby-bridges we went. I know exactly how Indy felt when he was on his adventures..fuck. A little kid start chasing us..he represented the rock. On our way there and back Sarah showed us the car she will most likely be buying, it was awesome.

Sarah then kicked the shit out of everyone in a water gun race thingy and won a polar bear - lucky girl. Sarah had to head back home to work on a resume so we dropped her off and waved goodnight. Kev and I then made our way up to The Raven and the Firkin..No one was there so we just ordered a beer and talked to some old scottish 40 - somethings. We then walked up to Harwood Blues after we heard everyone was up there. Will, Aleem, Stefan, Mike, and Cam were all there already half drunk. It was a good time, I had lots of fun.

After that my head instantly blew up and the pieces wrote this whole journal entry as the blood and pieces of skull hit the keyboard.